The Pornography Experience Reviewed
When last I wrote, I was reviewing the first pornographic movie I had ever really seen. The sex store guy recommended I watch Island Fever, a picturesque, harlequin-novel-turned-movie that in the end just didn't do it for me.
A friend recently told me that she only downloads porn, never gets it from a store, so I decided that for my second pornographic adventure, I would click my mouse over to the more colorful side of the internet.
I logged onto an adult rental site at www.adultrental.com. This site has a variety of movies, and you can pay as you go. You only pay for the minutes you watch, and you can fast forward and rewind and skip scenes, just as you can on a DVD. Of course, I wouldn't recommend this route to those who are still living painfully with dial-up and slow speed connections.
The website is almost overwhelming in the amount of porn it offers. I browsed slowly through the categories that included bisexual, gangbang, blowjob, big cock, black, double penetration, gonzo (I confess, I have no idea what gonzo means) and more. Titles like Bi-Dazzled, Kelly the Co-Ed and Pregnant Sexy Party 6 jumped out at me. Movies entitled Teen Cum Craving 2 and Mother Fucker guaranteed that I was in male-dominated territory. While I was pretty sure I didn't want to watch teenagers give blow jobs or pregnant women get taken from behind just yet, I forged on, sure I would find something a newbie gal like myself could like.
I took a gamble and peeked at a movie entitled Gangbang 3. After a few seconds of "buffering time," a half-nude blond popped onto the screen, crawling on all fours over to two men leisurely standing beside a Baby Grande. The foul-mouthed woman informed the men that she wanted to "fucking taste their cocks" and proceeded to gag herself on their erect members, first one, then the other, switching back and forth with saliva and what I had to assume was actually a little bit of vomit stringing from her mouth and smearing all over her breasts.
One of the men (the attractive black man) told her he wanted to fuck her in the ass, and did so while the other man (the skinny white man) pounded into her face. After only a moment of avidly stroking her, the brother pulled out of her behind and she quickly turned. "Do you want to see me taste my own ass? God I love to taste my fucking ass. Fuck me in the ass," spewed from her mouth before she greedily put it all over the guy's cock while the white guy took his turn in her butt.
After more pounding and sucking and fucking, the scene changed and our delightful little blond, tits swinging out of her shirt and naked behind in the air, crawled over to another room in the house where four men sat in various couches and chairs, penises sticking out of zippers, idly stroking themselves. She looked mischievously at the camera and said, "Mmmm... how many cocks is this? Four cocks. That means I'll get 12 all together!" I was proud of her that she could do simple math like that after throwing up in her own mouth and being sodomized, but it wasn't enough to keep my attention as she crawled over the first guy on her left to suck on more tasty cock. I wasn't totally grossed out, mind you, just very bored.
I hit the stop button and closed the window.
Alas, it seems that while perfect people having perfect sex on a perfect island doesn't do it for me, neither does watching some idiotic girl submit herself to as much pounding as possible, while the "fuck me's" fly around the room like they're going out of style.
Next time maybe I'll try a bisexual film. Or perhaps the amateurs really know how to do it right. Stay tuned!
Copyright March 2006
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