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Dear Jordan,


I’m afraid that I have a hairy butthole. Should I do something about it? Is it safe to shave or use other hair removal methods? What is my best option?  Thanks! 
    - Holly, 31, NY  

Dear Holly, 


The human obsession with hair removal dates back to the Stone Age when Neanderthal man began pulling hair from his body. You’ll find that through time the methods of hair removal, as well as the parts of the body from which humans removed their hair, has changed and evolved almost as frequently as fashionable footwear. In the Elizabethan era it was common for women of fashion to pluck or shave all the hair from their forehead and eyebrow area. Much later, in the 1970s and '80s, the rising popularity of pornography and the very visible view of many a porn star’s underside led to the growing trend of a clean-shaven pubic region. Stars like Marilyn Chambers (Behind the Green Door) pioneered the way from bushy to squeaky clean and set off a new hair removal obsession that has followed us into the 21st century.    

Although the anus is tucked quite safely away between the nether regions of the butt cheeks, hair can grow there the same as anywhere else on the body. If you are hell-bent on having a clean-shaven anus I’d suggest using the same depilatory method that works on your other delicate parts (namely your bikini region and armpits). If you are accustomed to waxing, have your aesthetician do a full wax from asshole to mons. If your preferred method is shaving, believe it or not a razor to the perineum and pucker hole works just fine, just lather up, spread open and be careful not to nick yourself. I’ve also heard of people using hair removers like Nair with much success back there (although make sure you aren’t sensitive to the product first by testing it out on your legs or arms).   

According to Salon.com the Porn Stars' preferred method for removing pubic hair is the disposable razor. They interviewed four porn stars, including Nina Hartley and Gina Rome, and “All four agreed that the porn starlets' secret is No Secret At All. They all shave with razors. All four insist that they have never tweezed, waxed, sugared, used depilatories or submitted to electrolysis.”  Another interesting tidbit of information is that the stars use Visine to remedy razor bumps. The product Tend-Skin also does a good job with this. 

But before you go forth on your quest to remove yet another bit of body hair you may want to ask yourself the following question: what is my motivation? Porn stars have a clean shaven bum simply because they have a camera lens focused in on that area full-time. Some women consider the anus to be an extension of the pubic region and don’t consider the job done until all the hair has been removed. Others maintain that it helps increase the pleasure of anal sex or analingus. Whatever your reason, be sure that you are taking on this grooming process for you, and not because your husband compared your slightly hairy butt hole to that of his ex girlfriend’s who never in her life sprouted a hair in that region.  

Good luck!

xoxo
Jordan LaRousse

Need more sex advice? Read Jordan & Samantha's book Mastering Your Man From Head to Head


Originally published March 2008

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  • Samantha
    3/7/2008 9:25:34 AM

    Thanks for the info Jordan! Wow, porn stars prefer razors? Who knew?

  • JLR
    3/7/2008 12:33:20 PM

    I have to admit this was a really fun article to write. A tidbit of info I didn't include. Apparently there is a widespread belief that if you don't have hair in your bumhole that you can't pass silent gas. I know for a fact that this isn't the case...any thoughts??? HAHAHAHA!

  • Al Harrington
    3/7/2008 2:06:13 PM

    Holly said she was “afraid” that she had a hairy butthole, but didn’t say why she thought that. Did her boyfriend/husband make some comment? Did she just feel something while she was washing? I know there’s no way in hell I could ever position myself in any way that I could see that area (and REALLY don’t want to), but I know that women bend differently than men and it might be possible for her to “check out” that area. Personally, if I were exploring her anal region I’d find a bit of hair a turn-on, but if it were like a beaver pelt I might be tempted to avoid that area. I lived in Paris for a while in the late sixties and encountered quite a few women who shaved -- nothing. Before the age of shaving pubes, those women didn’t shave arms, legs, pubes, underarms, or even mustaches. Being young and horny it made absolutely no difference to me. Comes back to personal preference. Some men like it, some don’t. Has she asked her boyfriend/husband about it?

  • JLR
    3/7/2008 5:05:45 PM

    I agree with your point wholeheartedly Al. Holly didn't offer up her motivation for shaving her cutie hole...so I couldn't address that directly. (Although I did suggest she doesn't do this at the request of her man - unless of course it's a jungle down there and preventing fabulous sex). I'd like to assume that she's just like all of us women, picking apart her body down to the most minute of minute details to figure out what's left that's imperfect. I'm sure Holly is a drop dead gorgeous stunner who has her nails and makeup figured out and is just moving on to the next detail. Or I could be wrong. :D xoxo JLR

  • Reader
    3/8/2008 12:51:44 PM

    This is a disgusting article, I'm disappointed in u Jordan...I usually like ur stuff.

  • JLR
    3/8/2008 1:31:53 PM

    Hehe...I aim to please but can't please 'em all...xoxo JLR

  • Jay
    3/10/2008 11:39:33 AM

    I don't mind a bit of hair around my lady's anus. First, her pussy is trimmed, not shaved, and she has a sexy line of blonde hair running from her pussy to her anus. Anal intercourse is a big part of our fuck life, and since we are in a monogomous relationship I fuck her ass without a condom. Although my cock is not huge, I am maybe a touch longer than average and a fair bit thicker. When she is face down, ass up, one of the greatest sights is seeing my penis pressing its way inside her ass as her face changes in expression from a faint grimace as my cock head enters her to a slight relaxed smile as I work in deeper. But before I fuck her, I usually spend a fair amount of time rimming her, working my tongue inside her. I love the sensation as her mound of pubic hair gets wet from her flowing pussy and my tongue. Too many shaved women make it seem like you a fucking a teenager which isn't my thing at all.

  • Samantha
    3/10/2008 1:28:15 PM

    Wow, Jay, ever thought about writing erotica?

  • Alanna
    3/10/2008 1:29:07 PM

    For the record, Jordan, I loved this article. Super informative - and it's oh-so-important to have a sense of humor about these things, isn't it? You rock!

  • SexyJ
    3/10/2008 5:53:23 PM

    If we can't talk about things like shaving our butt holes here, then where can we talk about it? If it grosses you out, don't read it. Thanks Jordan for keeping this a safe, open place to talk about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING! :) Cheers!

  • JLR
    3/10/2008 8:15:08 PM

    Thanks for your support ladies! Hooray for nasty topics of discussion! :D Also to Jay - WOW!!! that's an explicit and exciting description of your forays into FBL (funky butt lovin') What else have you got? Keep those dirty comments cummin'! xoxo JLR

  • assclapperwannabee :)
    3/11/2008 3:32:36 AM

    Hey there JLR! I loved the article......you have an awesome website here! I think it may take me a few days to see everything, but I am on it!

  • Jay
    3/11/2008 11:53:05 AM

    Samantha and JLR, Glad you liked it...I have no experience in writing erotica although my dick and tongue are pretty experienced in finding mouths, pussies, and assholes. I will have to tell you about the gang bang video I participated in....I will have to describe in dripping detail the lovely lady who accommodated a whole range of anal activities. Maybe that could be the topic of a short story...will still shots from the video in the margins.

  • JLR
    3/12/2008 9:51:39 PM

    Hi AssClapperWannabeeee!!! Glad that you took the time to stop in and comment! I hope you enjoy...xoxo JLR

  • JLR
    3/12/2008 9:52:35 PM

    Yes in fact I don't think we have nearly enough gang bang stories on the site. Let's see what you can cum up with. That is indeed a challenge. xoxo JLR

  • OMFG
    3/12/2008 11:24:21 PM

    I LOVE TO LICK ME A HAIRY BUTTHOLE ONLY IF ITS CLEAN THO AND TASTES LIKE SOAP AND NOT SHIT YO AND ITS GOTTA BE A CHICK BUTT TO

  • JLR
    3/13/2008 3:10:04 PM

    I'm glad that FINALLY we are starting to attract the Harvard graduates...I like the informed discussions about soap vs. shit and which tastes better.

  • mama
    3/21/2008 10:23:13 AM

    I have to say my experience in this arena is quite extensive, but my willingness to discuss such topics publicly, or privately for that matter, is limited. Us old broads who are experienced, are not as willing to discuss such matters, but being a child of the 60s I have seen changes about hair growth. Popular culture changes over time, and having a natural bush in the 60s was popular in the late part of the decade and in the early 70s. It was conected greatly to womens lib, and the idea that women should not have style dictated to them by society. We proudly displayed all of our natural growth, and bra-less breasts, that bounced freely under our tee shirts. Our aim was not to titalate, but to say screw you to the "June Cleavers" of the world, and their male chauvenist husbands. Once womens lib became the norm, we are once again free to embrace sexuality with a more femanine approach,and are more apt to shave or wax our private regions. It is visually more appealling to me, however I dated a man whos fetish was a very hairy nether -region and requested I regrow all of the shaved and waxed areas. Fortunately the relationship lasted only a short time, as I felt very unclean regrowing all that hair after years of being clean shaved (my preference). Interestingly there is a whole fetish section in the porn store of unshaven women.Some men are turned off by the shaven look, and as it is now the norm, I imagine the tides will turn , and we will once again to see women unshaven, as a counterculture response to the norm, and a male response to find something "unusual" to turn them on. Same-ol same -ol gets boring in time, so recommendation to young women is to shave rather than any permanent measure as styles change over time. I don't have much hair in the bum-hole region. This may be observed thru proper positioning and a mirror, but removing it is best accomplished by ones partner incorporating such activity into the forplay. Shaving can be a very erotic part of forplay, and if you are a sub, being tied up and shaved by a dom with a staight blade is not only terrifying, but a total turn on (I know this from experience). Not drinking during this activity is recommended. If your inclination is to be a dom-fem, then ordering your male (or female)counterpart to shave you and do it properly, could be a big turn on for both of you. Those into vanilla sex could have a mutually pleasing erotic moment, and maybe spice up a long term relationship. Anyway these are just thoughts from one who has experienced a few different things in life. Mama

  • Z
    3/23/2008 10:05:14 AM

    so nice to have the perspective a mature, sexually aware woman on here! keep commenting mama

  • Samantha
    4/1/2008 1:52:12 PM

    Well Mama, I guess I'm screwed in the "hair" department if the tides truly do change towards being hairy again - since I had the ol' bush permanently removed! Oh well, I guess if my husband likes it, I don't have to worry too much. :0 It is so nice to get your perspective on the topic! And I think all of this discussion brings up another interesting facet -- that young men are now shaving and trimming and all of that. When I told my (older) husband that it seems that men in their twenties are now getting their balls waxed, he was slightly appalled. hehe.

  • Jay
    4/21/2008 2:29:01 PM

    I compete in lots of triathlons each year so my legs are shaved. You never want to have a bicycle accident with unshaved legs...ouch. Nevertheless, I do not shave my cock, my balls or my asshole. The hair on my cock and balls and surrounding my asshole, when stroked or licked, is an incredibly erotic feeling. I hope that my lady enjoys the sensation when I eat or fuck her pussy or asshole--neither of which are shaved--as much as I enjoy the sensations she gives me.

  • LOVE
    4/21/2008 6:09:11 PM

    wowsas I've never licked a hairy butthole in my life, but Jay is making me wonder if I should try it. My girlfriend shaves clean! :D

  • sean
    5/20/2008 9:38:29 PM

    Jordan... neanderthal man removed his hair?... where did you pull that shit from?.... NO human removed their hair until the disposable razor companies, through government contract in WWII, made woman feel that body hair was dirty... two pronged reasoning, expand their market by 100% and white middle age male desires for young pre-pubescent woman... its a sickness..... women !... be women !... reclaim your hair !!!

  • JLR
    5/23/2008 8:10:47 AM

    What!?! You don't believe everything you read on the internet sean? Hehe I found that little tidbit on www.quikshave.com I suppose it won't stand up in my doctorate thesis either then, huh? xoxo JLR

  • jay
    10/29/2008 10:46:03 AM

    This topic has been slow lately

  • Andrew
    6/12/2009 6:16:44 PM

    I for one LOVE women with hairy buttholes. I enjoy it when everthing is else is shaved. I guess everybody has their kinks.

  • chizzo
    8/7/2009 2:18:30 AM

    dear jorden i want to please my bf with anal and hav sex like a pornstar, i wnat to know what porn stars have such clean bum holes and guys licking inside the hole. what do the hav before doing a shoot? do they do a detox before? or do the drink some kind of liquid and their anal hole is clean, specially when the pornstars do a milkshake and tip the milkshake in their ass hole then drink it afterwoulds after is been in their ass without nasty unwanted chunks? thank u xx

  • mee
    12/17/2009 3:39:38 PM

    This did help :) I only noticed a few days ago that I had a hairy bumhole, and it kind of scared me, because I figured what guy is going to want a girl with hair down there? But I guess if I do meet a guy with an aversion to it, like you said, there are razors. Thank you very much : :)

  • Shy Girl
    5/27/2010 10:14:50 PM

    Dear Jordon, I hear that I am missing out a whole lot of what is considered "real eating out". I cannot let my bf eat me completely. I am too shy and embarrass when it comes to letting him lick my anus. I dislike the scent I have and cannot feel any pleasure but disgust. I do wash before I start any type of sexual activity and have even notice fecal stain at time. I also smell an onion like and other times pretzel like smell in my vagina. Am I not cleaning well? Do u have any cleaning suggestion? What can I do to overcome this problem? PS it happens both when I'm shaved and hairy : (

  • Moe
    6/13/2010 6:19:56 AM

    Poor Shy Girl. I know how you feel. I'm really self-conscious about the way I smell also. I notice that my smell has a lot to do with what I eat. For example, if I eat food prepared with onion, or garlic then my vulva will slightly smell and taste as such. Maybe that's where the oniony smell is coming from? And OMG don't get me started on what aspargus does to my cooch.    I've had issues with vaginal odor since puberty, and only recently discovered that it was my underwear causing a lot of the problems. I stopped using fabric softeners, and scented detergent (which I was addicted to, Hmmm Tide with Bleach). Many days I dont even wear panties so that my vagina can breathe.  Also I reduced my processed sugar/food intake, and started eating more fresh fruit and yogurt. I really notice a difference when I fall off of the wagon. Do your own research (maybe see a dr.) and find what works for your vagina. I'm so glad I'm not the only one with maitenence issues. Thank you Internet!!!

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