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Your Sexy Horoscope for April, 2008

By: Madame Lucie

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The new moon falls on April 5th; the full moon falls on April 20th.


Aries, March 21st - April 19th


Aries women are proactive and bold. They are usually the leader of the pack, perpetually frisky and uninhibited. In the bedroom, Aries women like to be in charge of the carnal action.

Venus enters your sign on April 5th, which, when it crosses paths with Pluto on the 6th, will make for one sexually impulsive month. If you’re with someone, you’ll find yourself doing things like grabbing your lover’s hand and ducking into closets. Small gestures of affection will suddenly spring into heavy-petting make-out sessions. And if you’re single, everyone will look good to you – from the new guy in the next cubicle to the muscular man working on the telephone pole outside. Feel free to follow your instincts and “play” around a little.

Taurus, April 20th - May 20th


The Lady Bulls strive to give a perfect performance between the sheets, and are known for their legendary sexual stamina; they like to go again and again. They are everyone's best friend, loyal to the core, and laid back.

A combination of Venus, which will reside in your 12th house and the sun, which is in the background of your sphere until the 19th, will make for a month full of hidden desires and sexual taboos. Your inner dirty girl will want to come out and play, and I believe the timing is right to indulge her. So she wants to be slapped a little bit, or perhaps do a little spanking? Indulge her. She’s whispering in your ear to play with that dildo until he comes home to catch you in the act? Indulge her. She thinks it would be a good idea to then slip that same dildo up his derriere? Yes, my friend, now is the time to indulge her.

Gemini, May 21st - June 21st


Who couldn't help but love a Gemini? The dualistic creatures are all about having fun, and are, without exception, the girl in the middle of the room and in the middle of whatever might be going on. However, while she might seem to be tough and outgoing, Gemini women have a very sensitive side, which comes out especially in her sexual relationships. Geminis are vulnerable and eager lovers.

April promises to be a sexually dynamic month for the Gemini woman! Your 11th House of Groups is illuminated by the sun until the 19th, and the sun and moon will join forces on the 5th to fill you with inspiration. You will not sit by to experience the mundane or routine this month – it’s all about sexual innovation! The combination of these elements may bring about a pleasurable opportunity for you to participate in a good, old-fashioned gangbang. Not into that sort of thing? It could also play out through an offer for a threesome, or you may perhaps explore the “group” theme with a whole lotta role-playing. However it manifests, you can look forward to sexual treats and surprises this month!


Cancer, June 22nd - July 22nd


The "Crabby Lady" is full of surprises and sexual mystery... one minute she's shy, and the next, she's dressed in her favorite black leather and carrying a whip. But whether she's assuming the missionary position or indulging in a little BDsM, the Cancer woman is always thoughtful, especially to her lovers.

The Cancer woman will be irresistible this month. You’ll feel utterly beautiful and sexy, and you’ll appear that way to others as well. The secret is, don’t totally give in to your admirers and lovers. Subtle flirtation is the name of the game. The stars have it arranged so that if you play it a little aloof and a little mysterious, all of your sexual desires will be fulfilled.

Leo, July 23rd - August 22nd


Like the Lioness that she is, the Leo woman wants a partner who will devote 100 percent of his or her erotic energy in the bedroom. She has a rich fantasy life, filled with naughty details. Because of this, is a star in the bedroom and has a natural talent for getting things extra hot and exciting. The Lioness is never shy, and is always happy to show a little (or a lot of) skin.

Exotic erotica is the name of the game in April! The planets are lining up in your 9th House, the house of Foreign Cultures and Higher Education. You’ll find yourself surrounded by intelligent, powerful men (or women) who will engage you in the age-old dance of seduction. If you’re single, the dance will lead to an even better dance in the bedroom. These new lovers will bring new moves, perfected over time. If you’re in a relationship, you can look forward to newness in the bedroom as well, although it may only be as simple as enjoying hotter sex because of all of the outside stimulation and flirtation. Be careful though – you’ll be tempted to stray. Before you act adulterous, make sure you can handle the fall-out.

Virgo, August 23rd - September 22nd


Virgos are highly perceptive women and are wonderful at reading their lovers' naughty thoughts. Chic and stylish, Virgos are also perfectionists and intuitive. The Virgo woman likes to take turns directing the erotic action in the bedroom.

The Virgo woman will be pushing her personal sexual boundaries this month. The stars are aligning to inspire a unique combination of sexual honesty and trail-blazing in the bedroom. Lock into your true desires and then act on them. This is the month you will stop following his lead. You will start tying him down, telling him what’s what and what’s where, and what he actually should be doing to you – everywhere. For some of you, your sexual drive and need for honesty may end a relationship. If so, it’s for the best. Whatever happens, April will indeed usher in better times in the bedroom.

Libra, September 23rd -October 22nd


Ever the romantic, the Libra Lady likes to set the mood in the bedroom with relaxing scents, satin sheets and candles. She loves slow, soft caresses and she's an expert at the perfect kiss.

Similar to the Virgo, April will be a month of sexual honesty and discovery. Your ruling planet, Venus, enters fearsome Aries on the 5th, which will bring up deep passions as well as any deep disappointments you may have. Now is the time to truly address your sexual needs. If you’re single, tell any lovers what you expect when they come to dine at the table that is your body. If you’re with someone, now is the time that you must discuss your sexual needs. Your honesty will lead you, not only down the path of his zipper, but down an exciting and satisfying sexual path in general.

Scorpio, October 23rd - November 21st


The Scorpio has a super-sized libido. Turning her lover on is one of the Scorpio Lady's greatest turn-ons. She is strong, determined and painfully honest, and she's also very passionate. Scorpio is the most sexually charged sign.

Your ruling planet, Mars, is doing a nice, seductive dance from Cancer this month, so you can look forward to sweet, springtime cuddles and soft, sultry caresses. You’ll enjoy romantic dinners out, followed by delicious desert taken in. Partnership will be important to you this month, and whether you’re with someone or not, this element will lend a comfortable intimacy to sex. Enjoy the slow unfolding of the season, as it will match the languid touching and slow thrusting you’ll enjoy between the sheets!

Sagittarius, November 22nd - December 21st


Sag ladies are playful and fun, and rarely go by the book, especially when between the sheets. They are on the go, upbeat and adventurous, always up for last-minute travel and they have wonderful senses of humor.

Get ready to open and spread your sexual wings in April, you lucky ladies! The planets are aligning in your 5th House of Romance, and you’ll be revving and ready to go! Now is not the time for steadfastness or dullness – you need excitement and passion. If you’re single, you’ll enjoy a month of sexual flirtation and play. If you’re in a relationship, you’ll enjoy spicing up your sex life. You may even pitch a pretend fit just to get your lover riled up. However you go about getting your jollies, it will be a great month for sex!

Capricorn, December 22nd - January 19th


Capricorns are perfectionists when it comes to sex. They feel that they must be their lover's best. Always cool and collected, Capricorns are classy and determined people.

The new moon is in Aries this month, and it will bring a shock or disturbance to your love life, Capricorns. Because you like stability, your first reaction will be to panic – but don’t. The stars are aligned so that it is best for you to experience the event and live in the moment. Whatever is happening, see it for what it is and enjoy it. If there is a rift with a lover, then now is the time to focus on self and self-pleasure. If your lover introduces something unexpected into the bedroom – don’t panic! Go with it! By the 19th you’ll be feeling playful and experimental, and the “disturbance” will turn out to be a good thing.


Aquarius, January 20th - February 18th


Aquarians are incredibly inventive in the bedroom, constantly coming up with carnally creative ideas. Aquarian women are full of erotic enthusiasm, and are independent and very open minded.

Mars and Uranus make for a dynamic duo this month and will fill both you and your bedroom with daring acts. Look forward to possibly taking a trip that will land you on your back (or your side, or up against a wall) more often than not. If you’re single, you can look forward to a few romantic trysts this month. Those of you who are taken will introduce the unusual into the boudoir, whether it’s an unexpected rash of filthy innuendo or a new toy in a new place.

Pisces, February 19th - March 20th


Pisces as lovers are incredibly intense. They want to merge body and soul in their sexual relationships, and are very sensual. Pisces women enjoy sexual role-playing and crave great oral affection.

Trust and love will be the overriding emotions that drive your sex life this month. If you’re single, you may feel strong emotions for casual lovers that will add amazing oomph to your orgasms. The attached Pisces ladies can look forward to that all-powerful, soul-wrenching, thigh-splitting lovemaking that will inspire amazing and intense pleasure, if not a little squirting!


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