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Your Bedroom Horoscope for September 2008

By: Zara

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Click to viewAries: March 21st - April 19th


Your sensuality intensifies this September and will give you incredibly creative sexual energy. Don't stick to the tried and true this month. Utilize this intensity to realize those fantasies that you've harbored but have yet to explore. If attached, bring your partner in on the games and let him/her spank your butt until it's pink, or break out the saran wrap and whipped cream.  If single, seek out a new sex partner or two, or purchase that shiny new vibrator you've had your eye on.


Click to viewTaurus: April 20th - May 20th


September brings with it an abundance of affectionate energy. You will be driven to spontaneously express your emotions. Try to direct these spontaneous outbursts positively.  Pull your loved one into the alley way for a passionate make-out session or more, surprise him/her with a romantic homemade meal for two.  Try not to allow this overwhelming affection to become jealousy or spite. It's best to avoid group sex situations this month.

If you are not involved with anyone, you are likely to approach that attractive stranger in a daring and unexpected way. Try not to come across as overly eager though as this could drive that hot delivery driver to the other end of the block.


Click to viewGemini: May 21st - June 21st 


The harmonious aspect of transiting Venus to Venus expands your feelings of Love this September. Use this energy to focus on pleasing your partner. It won't be all about your orgasms this month, but your willingness to please will bring you great pleasure. So give him/her the best oral sex ever, offer up a sexy and sensual massage, whatever you do make him/her feel like the sexiest creature alive. If unattached use this time to read up on refining your sexual techniques and practice them either by yourself or with your flavor of the week.



Click to viewCancer: June 22nd - July 22nd


This September you will want to expand and intensify your sexual communication with your partner.  Let him/her know exactly what pleases you between the sheets. If s/he has been rubbing your nipple the wrong way for a few weeks, now is the time to clear up any ambiguities on how you need to be touched. You may want to confess a secret fetish or fantasy that you've been afraid to share. At first opening up your desires may cause a small crisis in your relationship, but it will soon be rewarded with the best sex you've ever experienced.  Just be sure not to allow your sexual requests to sound like complaints as this could cause a disproportionate argument to explode. If you are single now is the time to be honest with yourself about your sexual desires and needs. Stop repressing your actions and go explore your deepest fantasies.


Click to viewLeo: July 23rd - August 22nd


A conjunction of transiting Venus to Venus reactivates your sensuality and desire for romance this September.  You will be trotting through the month wearing rose colored glasses and likely wielding a rose colored vibrator as you go. Your body will be especially susceptible to all-over orgasms and there will be few days where you won't explore the skin you're in, either with a partner or without. Enjoy frequent kissing sessions and be sure to masturbate regularly, try lighting some candles in the bath tub and enjoy a romantic moment alone or with your partner.

Because you are eager for romance and sensual contact, you are able to see the sexy side of pretty much everyone who crosses your path, however it's important to avoid frivolous relationships. September is not the month for one-night stands for you single Leos.



Click to viewVirgo: August 23rd - September 22nd


The beginning of the month of September is the time to gather your sexual energy and turn inward. Explore your personal sexuality and try to unravel any hang-ups which may have developed recently like a poor body-image, a decreased libido, or dissatisfaction with you partner.

By mid September the transiting Venus conjunction Venus will allow you to take your new found sexual awareness and open yourself (quite literally) back up to others.  You will find a renewed sense of sexual vibrancy and will be willing to play wild and play hard in and out of the bedroom. Public displays of affection, new toys, and an openness to complete ecstasy is a must for the rest of the month. Be sure not to be too selfish though, in the spirit of Venus you should moderate some of your passions to make room for the passions of those who you play with.


Click to viewLibra: September 23rd -October 22nd


During the first half of the month of September you may develop the desire to dominate your partner.  You may be drawn to that studded paddle, or you may express it more subtly by being overly demanding and expecting him/her to satisfy your every sexual need. This could become quite frustrating for your partner as you're likely not going to be able to find the satisfaction you desire.  Be careful to keep your dominating attitude in balance and try to make it a spicy experience, rather than an overbearing one. 

A conjunction of transiting Mars to Pluto by mid September increases your sexual energy. Your insatiable attitude will take a turn for the positive as you begin to channel your impulses into creative bedroom games.  Soft bondage, hot wax, sex swings and other erotic implements may suit you well during this phase of the month.


Click to viewScorpio: October 23rd - November 21st


Your sex life will be complicated during the first half of September dear Scorpio, and little by little you will have to achieve simplicity in these matters. You may have found yourself with too many sex partners to handle, or have developed an unreasonable expectation of your partner (sometimes seven times a day just isn't going to work you horn dog!) Try not to throw dramatic tantrums when you don't get your way in the boudoir, this will only make matters worse and you may find yourself sleeping alone.

Try to mellow out and achieve a state of balance. Perhaps a night of fulfilling Tantric sex is what you'll need this month. And if you don't have a partner you can also explore Tantric masturbation to calm your complicated whims.

By the end of the month of September a harmonious aspect of transiting Venus to Venus brings an openness and feeling of sensual well-being that will help soothe any chaos you may have created during the first half of the month. Some great make-up sex may be the order of the day.


Click to viewSaggitarius: November 22nd - December 21st

September will generate a certain need for freedom and individualism, which may not be very compatible with your love life, if you go to the extreme. Don't pressure your partner into sharing a threesome with you this month, it won't be well received and could cause a significant amount of stress.  Be careful that you don't sabotage your relationship if you care about it. On the other hand, this would be a good month to let go of any sexual relationships that aren't working anymore. This month would be the perfect time to enjoy some no-strings attached encounters with a variety of people, that is assuming you are single!


By the end of the month of September a harmonious aspect between Venus and Moon will soothe your need for freedom and your romantic life will resume as before.


Click to viewCapricorn: December 22nd - January 19th

During mid September, there will be harmony between your need to be amused and loved and your deeper sexual desires. You will find your sex life to be well-balanced and full of both sensual affection and dirty, dirty bedroom play. Be sure to stock up on both Astro-Glide AND champagne.

By the end of September you will need a little bit of rest and relaxation from all of the sexual activities from earlier in the month. If you don't take care of yourself, you may be prone to fatigue-inspired jealous outbreaks and grumpy attitudes. Be sure to rejuvenate well with plenty of bubble baths and afternoon naps.


Click to viewAquarius January 20h - February 18th

Express your sexuality with nature this fine September, Aquarius!  This could mean the joyful act of having a romp in the hay, or the inclusion of a little honey or fruit in your foreplay.

During the end of September there will be a short time of the disharmonious aspect of transiting Venus to Venus and your feelings will be intense and superfluous.This is not the time to take on a new partner if you are single as you may mistake him/her for a long term lover.


Click to viewPisces: February 19th - March 20th


You may experience a little bit of sexual frustration this month. Your partner may be a little lax in the foreplay department or you may find some of his/her habits so irritating that you are having difficulty getting turned on.  Don't worry these are only small issues and will serve to harmonize your relationship in the long run.  By month end all your perceived woes will disappear in the face of a series of mind-blowing orgasms.


If you are not involved, September is the ideal time to go out and try to meet new people, despite your inclination to stay in and masturbate.  The more social contact this month, the better! Don't let any of your insecurities get in the way of you flirting with that hot bartender, there is a good chance s/he will be more than happy to accompany you home for some seriously mind-blowing sex games. You may even meet a certain special someone who will make your life more orgasmic for weeks, months, or maybe even years to come.



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