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By: Jordan LaRousse

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I'm Considering Breast Augmentation


Dear Jordan,

I’m a 32 year-old single mom of two. After breastfeeding both of my daughters, my boobs look like sacks. When I go on dates I wear padded bras to disguise my “deformity.” I’m so self-conscious that I haven’t had sex with my bra off in two years! I’m thinking about getting a boob job. I’m worried about the high cost and the safety of the procedure, and part of me also wishes that I would just “get over it.” Any tips?

Thanks!

Droopy Ds

 
World's largest breast implants?

 

Dear D.,

Our culture’s obsession with big, perky, zeppelin-like boobs is just the latest trend in “beauty.” An investigation into any feminist text will tell you that altering our breasts to fit into the beauty dogma is just another way for men to control and dominate women. I don’t believe in the simplistic views of men vs. women, as I think that men are often as much victims of our cultural dysfunctions as women are. However, it is inarguable that women go through great, and often painful, procedures to adhere to the prescribed beauty regimen.

Beauty definitions and standards change from era to era and culture to culture. For example, in the 1920s, women in the United States bound their breasts so they could wear flapper dresses and embrace the square, boyish figure that was desirable at the time. Even today, we have many conflicting beauty standards: from rail-thin models with no breasts at all, to porn stars with gigantic tits, narrow waists, and round butts.

It is truly a travesty when a woman can’t enjoy her own sexuality because of body insecurities. The fact that you consider your breasts to be a “deformity” saddens me. Unfortunately, I can’t honestly recommend going under the knife and enduring all the dangers of breast augmentation simply to adhere to today’s crazy beauty standards. That said, I do have friends who have undertaken this drastic procedure and have come out of it with a lot more confidence and re-invigorated sex drives.


As you already suggested, you really have two options: get over it, or go through with it.


Although I think “getting over” your body image issues is easier said than done, something you could try before electing the surgery is positive affirmation techniques. 

    • Try posting a note on your mirror reminding yourself that you are beautiful, intelligent, and worthwhile.

    • When you catch yourself thinking bad things about yourself, try replacing the thought with something positive, instead of “my boobs are deformed,” think “my breasts are beautiful and they nurtured my wonderful daughters.”

I recommend spending a year trying to work on this issue from the inside out. You should also push your limits and try having sex fully nude and with the lights on! See how nice it feels, and notice when your partner doesn’t run away from the sight of your less than perky boobs. I assure you, your perception of your breasts probably doesn’t match his.

During this year of introspection, you can elect to save money for the augmentation. Those silicone bags are expensive at $6000 or more. You should also research your options; for instance you may be a better candidate for a lift than an implant, or a saline instead of a silicone implant. Make sure that you are fully aware of the risks and of the commitment that this procedure entails.

And if you do succeed in surmounting your body image issues without the augmentation, think of what fun it will be to use the money to treat you and your girls to an exotic vacation!

Whatever you decide to do, I wish you the best.

xxoo

Jordan


Originally published August 2009

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