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Mr. Perfect seeking Ms. Right

By: Jordan LaRousse

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"Mr. Perfect seeking Ms. Right"




Dear Jordan,

I read your article "Four levels of attraction." That's some good stuff you have there. I need your help. I have found the girl of my dreams. But I do not want to mess things up. I seem to have all four levels down, but something always seems to go wrong. They leave me or stop wanting to be around me. But it's not like they drop me cold, they linger. They say they love me. And conversation is not a problem. I know how to spice up any conversation. Physically I can find anyone attractive. Every woman I have met has had something physically that I have found irresistible, for example, nose, mouth, legs, hands, etc. And the mental part does not seem to be a problem for me, either. I'm smart enough to be able to appeal to anyone's intellect. And sex is not a problem either. I love fucking, in fact, I have never had a problem keeping up with any of the women I've been with. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You're thinking I'm just puffing myself up to sound good, but I'm not. I just want to find out the reason for my failed relationships in the past. So it doesn't happen again. Thank you for your time.

-Joe





Hi Joe,

Thanks for the compliment. Glad you liked my article. I hope you find this one useful too.

It sounds like you might be carrying on one-way relationships with a number of the women who you have dated. Sure YOU can find anyone attractive, YOU love fucking, YOU are smart enough to appeal to anyone. But have you asked these questions: does she find you attractive? Does she love fucking you? And does she really think you’re smart enough for her?

The hardest thing about dating is, there is so often a huge disconnect between two people. One person can look at the relationship through rose colored glasses, imagining everything to be perfect; while the other person sees things more pessimistically, knowing from the start that the relationship has an inevitable end, and usually knowing exactly why. The sad truth is that most dating connections are lopsided, with one person being much more into the connection than the other.

As far as why these girls aren’t as into you as you think they should be, without knowing you, that’s something I can’t specifically answer to. Not to mention, every woman (who knows what she wants) will have her own unique set of requirements for her "perfect" partner.

What I can say is that I’ve ultimately rejected men for a variety of reasons: from the size of their penises, or the way they smell, to their poor vocabulary, alcohol problems, or giant egos. Being the nice girl that I am, I rarely if ever told them exactly why I didn’t want them. And, in fact, I often took the path of least resistance and faded off into the sunset. I’m not saying that’s the right thing to do; but it’s certainly a common thing for women (and men) to do so as to avoid confrontation. 

You know when you have truly found the girl of your dreams when she can reciprocate your attraction equally. When this happens, it becomes easy, you’ll feel secure, and you won’t live with the gnawing concern that you’re about to mess things up. I can only say this is true as it's happened to me!

Don’t stress out too much, though. You seem like a friendly and open minded guy. Just keep dating, and don’t get too wrapped up in any one girl too quickly. When the right woman comes around, she should make you feel like you truly are Mr. Perfect.

Good luck!
Jordan

Originally published March 2010


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  • Joe
    3/4/2010 10:45:41 AM

    You bring up a lot of good points that I have never really thoughts about. I've had some women tell me that I'm the most beautiful guy they have seen and then I have also had other women tell me they can't stand my face. And as for fucking from what I have come acrossed on average women love sex more than us guys lol. And that's the true how I see it. A girl will leave a guy due to the way he smells. What?! I never would have thought. And the odd thing is I have had women comment on the way I smell. Some have said I smell like candy. Other said I smell like chocolate--I'm not black. I even had one girl said I smelled like piss! but that she liked the way it smelled. :s And the thing you said about leaving a guy due to the size of his thingy. That really seems odd to me. I have never met a girl that cared about size, in fact, it has always seemed they could care less about my size. with that said I think I have found my weakness. Thank you. I just have to keep my ego in check. I pride myself on always being truthful even when it hurts. I'm not trying to make things sound all great on my side. I know I'm a womanizer I can't help it. I get a high when a woman submit to me. Not becuase of my brute power. Rather because of subtleties. When a girl just wants your sound, touch, smell and she not even thinking about anything she's just reacting. And you know you can make her do anything, that's most beautiful thing in the world. I'm sure you will agree with me, common belief is that the woman sets the tone of the relationship and this could not be further from the truth. Women veiw everything in sexual context. And sexual context for a woman does not mean just pussy and dick. I needed your advice and through your information I've gleaned what I need. I'll always be a womanizer that will never change nor is it a bad thing. Womanizers are most capable of satisfying a long term relationship with one person but sadly it most offten does not work out that way. Thank you again. I'm going to keep my ego in check. You're one wise chick.

  • Jordan LaRousse
    3/8/2010 12:26:39 PM

    Thanks Joe! I'm glad the advice helped. Dating is a great opportunity for a little introspection. Good luck with your endeavors. JLR

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