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"I'm Scared of Coming on to Girls, Am I Gay?" sex advice from Dr. Dick
Name: Anonymous
Gender:
Age: 22
Location: Phoenix
Dear Dr. Dick, I’m a pretty good looking guy, with a pretty average
penis size, with a pretty average ego and confidence level. I am unable
to make a first move. Whenever the situation rises, I become nervous as a
little girl and the only thing I can think of is the awkwardness of
rejection. Its really starting to throw me off balance when I cant get
the physical attention I need, you know? It’s starting to make me think
I’m gay also, which is totally fucking with my head. Help me out dock,
what’s going on?
Well, anonymous, the fact that you couldn’t even bring yourself to
include your first name on this anonymous submission form, or even think
up a plausible substitute, marks you as being a world-class wimp. And hey,
here’s a tip: stop comparing your total lack of cojones to being a girl
or being gay. You are neither — a girl don’t need no balls and gay men
have ‘em. You, on the other hand, need to grow yourself a pair, pal.
So
you’re 22, a pretty good-looking guy (or so you report) with an average
sized dick (although I don’t see what that has to do with anything),
and yet you still are stumped on how to connect with a chick. Holy cow,
did you miss junior high?
Is there anything about you that a woman might find interesting? Are
you intelligent, witty, fun to be with, a good conversationalist,
sensitive, kind, a good cook, romantic…are you rich? Listen, chum,
you’re gonna need more to recommend you than bein’ pretty good lookin’ with a modestly sized peanut.
“I can’t get the physical attention I need…” I’m gonna go way out on
a limb here and guess you mean you can’t get laid, right? Maybe you
oughta work on your presentation. I mean, what self-respecting woman is
gonna want to put out for someone as desperate
as you.
Start by getting off the pity-pot and learn to handle rejection.
Don’t take it personal, rejection is just part of being a grownup.
Also, jettison the notion that women are put on this earth simply to
satisfy men’s physical needs. That’s so freakin’ Neanderthal.
Put your pride aside and start connecting with women as friends, not
as potential fuck meat. Sex flows from intimacy for most women. If
you take the time to get to know a woman first, without that lean and
hungry sex-starved look that I just know you have, you’ll find that,
unless you are a totally dorky klutz, even you may get laid sooner or
later.
Good luck!
Dr. Dick