Sex Book Review
Jack's Blowjob Lessons by Jack Hutson
Reviewed by Jordan LaRousse
Jack’s Blowjob Lessons is a book with personality. The author Jack Hutson is a man whose passion for receiving great head shines through on every page.
Jack (at least as indicated by this book) is an unapologetic, selfish jerk with only one thing on his mind. Blowjobs. Now if you are interested in learning how to give a great BJ, a selfish and boorish BJ connoisseur is exactly what you need. If you can set aside any feminist objections to the book, you might learn something valuable.
I learned my BJ skills first hand from one of those types (an egocentric prick) who was forceful in the bedroom and unafraid to voice exactly what he wanted out of his oral sex session. And today, years after I kicked that guy to the curb, my amazingly loving boyfriend reaps the benefits of my superior skills. The sad fact is that a wonderful boyfriend who is nice and considerate doesn’t usually have the attitude to teach a woman how to give a great BJ in such a dirty, crude, and effective, way!
To be one of the elite 10% of women who know how to give great head (a figure that Jack came up with based on the large number of women who’ve opened their tonsils for his dick) can be a rewarding thing indeed. In my experience, there’s nothing better than blowing a 45-year-old man who freaks out (in a good way) and tells you that you’re the first woman to ever bring him to orgasm via oral sex. Really after all these years, I’m the first? That’s flattering.
Despite Jack’s sexist attitude and sometimes poor grammar and mediocre writing style, Jack will give you the tools you need to blow your man’s dick, and his mind. He’s got pages and pages of great tips and pointers that are sure to improve your cocksucking skills.
The golden rule? Jack waxes on for several pages about you cultivating the right attitude (you gotta love it) for giving great head, but it boils down to this “YOU are getting pleasure from sucking HIS cock. HE is LETTING YOU enjoy the amazing feeling of sucking his dick.” (page 45)
Skip over the anatomy lesson (which as the co-author of Penis Genius I can authoritatively say is inadequate at best) and get to the good stuff including a comprehensive list of 22 different BJ techniques and a list of several different oral sex positions. (He doesn’t recommend one of my personal favorites, 69, because he says giving while receiving is too confusing for men). His most recommended position is The Supreme Dominance position, “Your man should stand up, and you get down on your knees. It’s very important that you’re comfortable when giving head in this position. Put something under your knees so they don’t hurt and therefore disturb you later. The “supreme dominance” position is amazing, 90% of guys prefer this position when getting head.” (page 30) Also included is a brilliant guide to giving deep throat offered by former porn star Tanya J.
My favorite piece of advice “You should be giving him head with your whole body, not just with your mouth.” (page 50)
Who shouldn’t read this book? Women who are easily offended by sexist pigs.
Who should read this book? Women who don’t want to date an asshole in order to be schooled on giving great head, but who still want to learn to suck a mean dick.
“Remember that he has to feel like a King when getting head, so the more he can see of you, the hornier and happier you are – the better.” (page 35) I’d be curious to find out whether Jack gives as well as he receives.
Jack’s Blowjob Lessons is self-published and is available in PDF format. Get your BJ lesson right away!
Additional resources:
Got sex advice? Mastering Your Man from Head to Head
Learn more about Blowjobs read: Great Head! by Jordan LaRousse
Originally published February 2011