Welcome to The Book of Joe, the straight male voice for Oysters & Chocolate. This column is designed to be an question and answer section, in which the ladies can write in to get advice and information from the man's point of view.
Barnabus Collins hosts the column. Recently married, he has dated many women and has been through all of the stages of romantic relationship. With such a wealth of experience and information, he is an amateur expert in relationships and sex.
So ladies, send in the questions! Whether you want to know what to wear on a first date with a business executive, or you want to know how to breach the subject of trying anal sex with your husband of 15 years, Barnabus can lend you invaluable advice.
Don't be shy! Send in your questions to barnabus@oystersandchocolate.com.
And if you're wondering about the name The Book of Joe, it came from a wild weekend in Cancun Mexico, during which the charismatic "Joe" was the ringleader for all things debaucherous. After an especially long night with an especially large amount of tequila imbibed, one of the flock following Joe around through the streets of Cancun observed that he had a striking likeness to the devil. After that, the comandments of Joe were compiled into an oral tradition called "The Book of Joe," with commandments such as: "Thou shalt drink of the evil-water called tequila" and "Thou shalt remove thy top and dance on top of the bar." The Book is only to be proclaimed and followed during nights of frivolity, dancing, drinking and sex.
This superhero goes down on one very lucky lady!
Image by Carter Vaughn.
Originally Published in July 2005 - "Coming With a Bang!"