The Incredible Erotic Tales of Bobby Queef
Part 1 - Deposit my Wad
a sex story by Dan Meaks
What's worse? Waiting in line at the bank or waiting in line at the post office? Both suck, thought Bobby. It's funny how there seems to be no hurry to get people moving. I guess they figure they've got your money; they might as well take your time as well. Bobby Queef had a wad of cash he needed to deposit, and decided to try his luck right after work, only minutes before the bank closed. Unfortunately, most people come to the bank during lunch or right after work and today was no exception. There was just no way around avoiding the rush. As Bobby entered the bank, he saw that the line was somewhat long and there were only two tellers. One was a hot Middle Eastern looking woman, and the other was a nerdy, young guy. Gee, I hope I at least get the chick, thought Bobby. He made his way to the end of the line, which also consisted of a few hot women, a buff guy, an old guy, a construction worker and another business guy like Bobby. Fortunately, the two hot chicks were at the end of the line, and Bobby had no problem standing behind them for a while. Instantly, Bobby's nose told him that these two must be strippers depositing their tips. Yeah, I'd like to deposit my tip in one of them, thought Bobby. The overwhelming fragrance of lust and stripper sweat loaded with female pheromones sent Bobby's head swimming. At least this was better than standing behind the dusty construction guy.
Bobby stood patiently behind the hot blond with huge breasts, inching as close as possible to her without being creepy. After a long day’s work, Bobby yawned and rubbed his eyes. Boy, I'll get some good sleep tonight, Bobby contemplated. He sat his sunglasses down and looked for a deposit slip. He reached over by the blond to get a pen and a slip, and by accident, knocked the pen to the floor. It rolled under the blond and Bobby hesitated for a moment to see if she noticed or if she would move. It seemed that she was unaware of the fallen pen and continued to stand over it. Bobby bent down to retrieve the pen, and in doing so got a clear shot of the blond’s thong. She was quite thin, and clean shaven so Bobby could easily make out the outline of her vulva and asshole. The blond leaned against her friend, who was standing in front of her, and positioned herself in a way that gave Bobby an even better view of the outline of her luscious lips. Her movement startled Bobby and he stood up and looked around to see if anyone had noticed him peeking, he spotted a female bank employee looking at him from behind her desk. The smart looking woman, her name badge read “Tawni,” happened to be the afternoon manager. Bobby noticed her when he first entered the bank because she was locking the big door to the safe-deposit area and was scolding an employee for not knowing how to work it.
Bobby, feeling a bit embarrassed, went back to filling out the form. Geez, I hope she didn't really see me looking up the stripper’s skirt, thought Bobby. Well, what's the worst she could do to me? It wasn't on purpose. I can't help that these chicks wear ultra short skirts.
Just then, the blond in front of him turned around and asked if he was done with the pen yet.
"Ah, just one second," Bobby snapped.
"I hate it when there's not enough pens around," whined the blond.
"I know. There's two chains there that don't even have pens connected to them."
Bobby pointed to the chains on the table then finished filling out the form.
"Here you go." Bobby handed the pen to the blond.
"Thanks." The blond noticed Bobby's envelope of stuffed bills. "Hey, your wad is as big as mine," she said as she pulled out a stack of dollar bills from her purse. "You're not a dancer too are you?"
"No, no, no," stuttered Bobby. "I had a garage sale last weekend and I ended up with a lot of singles."
"Oh, cool. By the way, I'm Kassady and this is my friend Shawnee."
Shawnee turned around and smiled, "Hey."
"We work at the Blue Kitty down the street if you ever want to check us out," continued Kassady. "We both work the day shift, so you should come by on your lunch break sometime." She finished filling out her form.
"Sure. I can come by sometime. I've been there on a Friday or Saturday night before. It's a pretty nice place."
"Yeah, it's nice to come at lunch time too, because it isn't as crowded and you can relax more. It gets pretty crazy weekend nights.”
"True," nodded Bobby.
The line finally moved forward as the old man in front approached the next available window. The Middle Eastern looking teller told him to wait and left her desk to go see Tawni the bank manager. Tawni seemed a little frustrated with her and walked her back to the teller’s door. As she sent the teller back in, she gave her a little smack on the ass. Wow! That lady is some kind of bull dyke, or a very liberal boss, speculated Bobby. The manager made her way back to her desk catching Bobby's eye again. Bobby quickly looked away. He couldn't really tell if this lady was attractive or not. She wore her hair tightly tied back, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses hid her face. She wore a nice blouse and vest and a skirt to match. She looked very professional, yet somewhat seductive. The skirt was conservative yet only came down to the top of her knees, so there was plenty of leg to look at. As she sat down, Bobby slyly looked over at her again. This time she motioned for him to come over. Bobby looked around not sure if she was motioning to him.
Great, thought Bobby. She's gonna threaten me with something now. She can't really do anything to me. I haven't done anything. I can't help that this place is all sexed up somehow. Bobby pointed to himself and the manager nodded. Since he was last in line, Bobby was not too worried about losing his place.
The manager extended her hand as he approached. "Hi. I'm Tawni, the manager here. Are you making a cash deposit?"
Shaking her hand a little longer than he needed to, Bobby replied. "Yes, just a deposit."
"Okay. I can help you then," smiled the manager.
Bobby felt relieved. She's just trying to help the line move along a little faster, though why did she start at the end? He handed her his envelope of cash and the deposit slip he had filled out.
"I had a garage sale last weekend and I have all this cash I don't want to carry around," explained Bobby.
"That's fine. If you wanted to, you could have used this where those two girls work. Would have been more fun than standing in line." Tawni leaned forward and smiled at Bobby.
"Oh those two? Bobby gestured toward the two strippers. "You know where they work?"
"Oh sure, they come in here every week to deposit their tips. They make pretty good money I guess." Tawni gave the slip back to Bobby. "Just sign here." She moved to get the pen on the desk and knocked it off by mistake. It rolled under the desk near Bobby. "I'm sorry. Would you mind getting that? I think it's on your side." She rolled her chair back giving more room for Bobby to go under. "I don't want to get my skirt dirty." she explained.
Bobby was taken aback by this strange request. Usually people let it go and get another pen or they pick up their own damn pen. I guess she is pretty bossy, thought Bobby.
Bobby bent over and saw that the pen was a little harder to get to then he thought and that he had to get down on his hands and knees to reach it. As he reached for it, Tawni moved forward in her chair, and spread her legs open giving Bobby a clear view of her crotch. Stunned, Bobby took a long pause because it looked like she was not wearing any underwear at all. Wow, thought Bobby. Even the strippers were wearing underwear. Her exposed pussy couldn’t have been accidental. Bobby did not know what to do.
"What's the matter? See anything interesting down there?" whispered Tawni. She moved forward a little more which pushed back her skirt and exposed even more flesh.
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"Yes as a matter of fact," Bobby replied nervously.
Tawni looked down at her guest crouched only inches from her naked crotch. "You know I saw you looking at those girls in line, and I knew you might enjoy a better view. It got me kind of hot and I figured you could help me cool down."
"Yeah, but what about your coworkers?" questioned Bobby.
"Oh, it's almost closing time and almost everyone's gone now. Plus, no one can see you down there. I'll just act like I'm doing paperwork." Tawni reached down between her legs and spread her pussy open for Bobby. She began rubbing her clit.
Bobby couldn't resist. This chick is a hot bitch, thought Bobby. I can't believe she wants some strange guy to eat her pussy out from under her desk while there are still customers in line. I guess she has a fetish or something. It should be okay, being that she's clean and a professional.
Bobby caressed her inner thigh with his fingers, moving slowing to her slit. He could feel the warmth from her pussy as her juices were already seeping out. He slid a finger between her lips and circled her clit. Tawni was really getting wet and turned on now. She moved her hands back to her desk and pretended to read some papers. Bobby could smell her quim as he worked her pussy into a soggy mess. She smelled fresh and this turned Bobby on. Nothing smells better than a clean, fresh cunt, thought Bobby.
The only the two customers left were the strippers. Everyone else had finished their business and left the bank. The nerdy teller was out and locking the doors as each person left. Only the exotic Middle Eastern looking teller was left helping the remaining two ladies. Bobby could hear the two strippers giggling as they deposited their money. This got him even more excited. I wonder if they would be as chatty with my cock in their mouths? mused Bobby. Just the idea of going down on a chick in public and the fear of getting caught caused Bobby's cock to struggle to break free from his pants.
Bobby began gently kissing Tawni's thigh and she let out a gentle moan. He worked his tongue toward her snatch as she squirmed to give him better access. Finally, Bobby reached her cleanly trimmed pussy and lapped the glistening juice from her swollen lips. She had a nice sized clit and long pussy lips to suck on. Bobby loved a meaty pussy and began tugging at it with his teeth. This really got her going.
"Oh yeah. That feels great. Keep eating my pussy." She commanded. Bobby kept up the pace savoring every piece of her sweet meat. His tongue darted in and out of her vagina. Tawni pushed her groin hard into Bobby's face forcing his tongue even deeper.
Suddenly, Bobby heard the clip-clap of high-heels approaching. He looked over and saw two pairs of long glistening legs standing next to the desk. It was the strippers. God, I hope they can't see me under here. I’ll need a good excuse if I get caught. I guess I could say that I was looking for a pen down here. Bobby stopped eating the manager’s pussy as he listened to the conversation. Tawni pushed her chair in a little so that the approaching girls wouldn't see her exposed crotch. Noticing that Bobby had stopped, Tawni reached down and pulled Bobby's head back into her snatch so that he could continue what he was doing. Bobby cautiously obliged.
"Hi. Can I help you?" struggled Tawni.
Kassady spoke up first. "Yes. There was this cute guy standing behind me, and I don't know where he went, but he left his sunglasses on the table over there."
Bobby worked Tawni's clit a little harder circling it vigorously with his tongue while fingering her pussy with his index finger. Knowing that the two strippers were standing there, he wanted the sex-romp to finish before he was caught. Tawni slumped a little more in her chair knowing that an orgasm was right around the corner. As Bobby tried finishing his job, his foot slipped out from under the desk exposing his position. All three girls looked down in amazement.
"Oh yes... well, he's getting my pen for me under the desk actually." Tawni struggled with her words as she neared climax. The two girls leaned over to look under the desk and saw Bobby between Tawni's legs. They waved hi, and Bobby waved back feeling quit embarrassed.
"It looks like he's really looking hard for it," said Shawnee.
"Yeah, I bet HE is really hard by now," joked Kassady.
Tawni finally came and let out a moan. "Oh God was that good." she exclaimed.
"Wow, I can't believe you let your customers go down on you like that. I mean we're pretty liberal, even we don't let guys do that to us at the club."
Tawni sat back up in her chair and pulled down her skirt trying to look professional again. "Sorry about that. I don't know what came over me. I usually don't do stuff like this, but he was down there looking for my pen and one thing led to another."
Kassady and Shawnee moved the two chairs in front of Tawni's desk so that they could sit down. Bobby in the meantime was trying to fix himself before he emerged from under the desk. His face glistened with Tawni's pussy juice and he searched for something to wipe it off with. As the two girls sat down, he suddenly got a clear view of their underwear now. I'm sure that they don't even think twice about a guy looking up their skirt, being strippers and all, thought Bobby as he used the sleeve of his shirt to dry his mouth.
"That's okay honey." said Kassady. "In our line of work, we get excited all the time. Some guys turn us on more than others and we let them get away with a little more. Say..."
Bobby was ready to come up from his den of lust when he noticed the girls were whispering amongst themselves.
Suddenly, all three pair of legs spread open blocking him from leaving.
"Hey," barked Bobby. "You girls going to let me out?"
Tawni scooted back and bent down. "It looks like your friends here thought you did such a good job on me, they wanted in on some of the action. You don't mind do you?"
Bobby, shocked by the proposition, thought up a quick reply. "Well, only if I get something in return."
"I'm sure we'll be happy to oblige," agreed Tawni as she sat back up again. Bobby looked over to the girls and saw them push each other’s skirts up to give him access to their crotches. Bobby began getting aroused again as the two girls were fondling each other, getting themselves worked up. Bobby stroked their legs gently at the same time. Geez, how am I going to eat out two pussies at once? This is too much to ask for in one afternoon. Who would have guessed going to the bank was going to be so much work... and so much fun. Bobby could smell the stripper’s juices beginning to flow from their cunts. The girls fingered each other as Bobby moved his lips closer to Kassady's shaved mound. The girls still wore their thongs so Bobby had to work around them, which wasn't very hard. The girls crossed over each other’s legs as Bobby moved over to Shawnee to work on her first. He was so excited now; he went straight to her hole plunging his tongue deep inside. It's true that stripper’s pussies taste as sweet as they smell, thought Bobby.
Tawni in the meantime was masturbating with the pen that Bobby originally was supposed to get. He noticed this as he came up for air from between Shawnee's legs. Bobby was getting ready to come up again and to hopefully trade places and become the suckie instead of the sucker, when once again, he saw two pair of legs approach. This time one pair was female, and one was male.
"Excuse me Ms. Johnson," interrupted Ari the exotic female teller, "we've locked up and everyone's gone except for your two customers here." Ari looked over at Kassady and Shawnee and noticed that they were squirming in their seats. Chuck the nerdy teller spoke up.
"I'm sorry. Are we interrupting you girls?" Chuck asked nervously as he pushed up his black-rimmed glasses.
Tawni pulled the pen from her pussy and slid it into her mouth. "Well, yes. We were having a little R&R here before we go home. It seems one of our best customers here decided to show his gratitude to the great service we give him...by servicing us!" Tawni looked down under her desk. Ari and Chuck both bent over to look under and saw Bobby sitting there. He waved shyly again.
"Ms. Johnson." Ari spoke out. "I'm not sure this is acceptable. I mean right here out in the open. You could really get in trouble."
Tawni stood up facing Ari. "Oh, and who's going to tell? Besides, I'm the boss here. You don't have any trouble with this do you Chuck?"
Tawni poked Chuck in the chest with her finger.
"Oh, no ma'am. Everything looks fine to me." Bobby was staring at the two strippers as they were caressing eachother’s breasts under their shirts. Tawni moved closer pushing her body up against Ari's.
"See everyone is doing fine here. What about you?" Tawni moved even closer to Ari. Their lips only inches away.
"You know there is a senior teller position opening up next month, and I like to think of you as a perfect fit for that."
Ari, a little nervous, affirmed her boss’ advances. "Yes, I do need that position. You know my boyfriend has been laid off for months now and we need the cash." Tawni moved in to kiss her on the lips. "That's a good girl." Tawni and Ari engaged in a deep kiss. Chuck took a big gulp and fixed his glasses again.
"Now we're having a party!" said Kassady enthusiastically. She bent down and pulled Bobby out from under the desk. "Come on out of there. You're missing all the action." Bobby came out and saw Tawni and Ari kissing. Tawni moved her hand under Ari's dress and gently stroked her thigh. Tawni motioned Ari to lie on her desk. "Now I want to get you in a position that you'll really love." Tawni laid Ari on her desk and spread her legs, exposing her underwear. Tawni slowly rubbed her snatch over her white panties, which were already showing signs of wetness. "You know you've wanted me to do this for a long time haven't you?"
Ari began rubbing her breasts. "Yes. I want you to lick me." Tawni moved closer to her crotch and begin kissing her inner thigh. Everyone was mesmerized. Kassady grabbed Bobby and pushed him on the desk, positioning him next to Ari.
"Come on big boy. It's you turn now," commanded Kassady. Both girls removed Bobby's pants and took turns kissing his cock. The two girls slid their tongues up and down his shaft taking turns swallowing his balls. Bobby looked over to Ari who was now thoroughly enjoying being eaten out by her boss.
Chuck, still looking dumbfounded, finally spoke up. "Hey what about me?" he asked.
"Ahhh, come over here. We won't leave you out,” remarked Shawnee. Chuck moved over to Shawnee and she quickly unbuckled and unzipped his pants. "There you are big fella." Shawnee took out Chuck’s trouser trout and stroked it until it got hard. She starting sucking on it like a wild animal. She switched between Bobby and Chuck deep-throating both of their cocks.
Tawni, eager to have another orgasm, took off her skirt and crawled over Ari. She sat on her face and rubbed her clit as Ari began licking her hole. "You wanna fuck my little teller?" Tawni asked Bobby.
"Sure. If it's alright with you?"
"Of course," replied Tawni. "This little teller slut is already wet and eager for a big cock like yours. As long as she keeps eating my pussy."
"Yes boss. I want to lick you dry and get fucked at the same time." gasped Ari.
Bobby mounted Ari and stuffed her snatch with his saliva soaked cock. Ari let out a moan as Tawni ground her cunt deeper into her mouth.
"You wanna fuck me too big boy?" asked Kassady as she got up on the desk too. She leaned back and spread her pussy for Chuck. "You know you want it." Kassady opened her lips and slipped in her fingers, getting them sticky. After a few thrusts, she pulled them out and sucked them. Chuck got on top of her with the help of Shawnee who guided his throbbing member into her friend’s pussy. She got behind Chuck and eagerly licked his balls and his shaft as he slowly fucked Kassady.
"God, yeah. Fuck me harder big boy," commanded Kassady. Chuck continued plowing his customer as Shawnee used her tongue from behind. Tawni was nearing an orgasm again and continued grinding her pussy on Ari's mouth.
"Oh yeah. I'm gonna come. I want to come in you mouth. Ari reached up and pinched her boss’s nipples and flicked her tongue in and out of her cunt. Tawni finally screamed out with ecstasy. Bobby, who’d had his share for a while, also was ready to come.
"Yeah, I think I'm going to come too. Jesus, yeah, you're gonna make me explode." Bobby took out his dick and stroked it over Ari's bare stomach. Tawni leaned over and sucked him off as he shot his load all over Ari's stomach. Tawni rubbed the cum around using Bobby's dick. After seeing this, Chuck was ready to blow his load too. He grunted as Shawnee took out his dick just in time to cover Kassady's pussy with his cum. She stroked him off, sending more cum on her friend’s stomach. Everyone took a breather as they returned to earth.
Worn out from all the fucking and sucking, Bobby got down from the desk and sat back in Tawni's chair. "Gee, just think, I came in here to deposit my wad, and I ended up blowing my wad!" Everyone shared a heartfelt laugh.
Originally published January 2011